Currently Listening Haughty Melodic By Mike Doughty see related

mmihMMYEAHevc: you got pretty naked last night

Rezjuan: how naked?

Rezjuan: i didn' take my pants off did i?

mmihMMYEAHevc: haha

mmihMMYEAHevc: yes

Rezjuan: shut up

Rezjuan: i did not

mmihMMYEAHevc: haha yeah

Rezjuan: i know i didn't

mmihMMYEAHevc: wait what?

Rezjuan: takin my pants off

Rezjuan: i took my shirt off

mmihMMYEAHevc: you took off your shirt, your pants, and one sock

Rezjuan: hahaha

Rezjuan: i did?

mmihMMYEAHevc: yes sir

Rezjuan: is that why i'm missin a sock

mmihMMYEAHevc: hahaha

Rezjuan: i took off my pants?

Rezjuan: for how long?

mmihMMYEAHevc: hahaha yes

mmihMMYEAHevc: for about 15 mins

mmihMMYEAHevc: you danced for all of us

Rezjuan: no way

Rezjuan: when?

Rezjuan: i don't remember this

Rezjuan: shut up

Rezjuan: this didn't happen

Rezjuan: 15 minutes

Rezjuan: without my pants?

mmihMMYEAHevc: haha yeah

Rezjuan: damn

Rezjuan: i was pretty wasted

mmihMMYEAHevc: and everyone was trying to rip off your boxers

Rezjuan: really?

mmihMMYEAHevc: haha yeah

Rezjuan: i actually remember that

mmihMMYEAHevc: we all saw you butt about 20 times

Rezjuan: and i said not cool

Rezjuan: haha

Rezjuan: really?

Rezjuan: hahahahaha

Rezjuan: must have been wonderful

mmihMMYEAHevc: haha

Rezjuan: someone should have told me to put my pants back on

mmihMMYEAHevc: oh it was

mmihMMYEAHevc: you tried to get them back but we hid them on you

Rezjuan: oh

Rezjuan: ok

Rezjuan: thats the kind of thanks i get

mmihMMYEAHevc: :O)

mmihMMYEAHevc: you were awesome

Rezjuan: haha

Rezjuan: i don't remember that

Rezjuan: like bein naked

Rezjuan: for that long

Rezjuan: i'm never takin my pants off at a party

Rezjuan: ever again

mmihMMYEAHevc: hahahahaha

mmihMMYEAHevc: but you asked for it

Rezjuan: i asked to take my pants off?

mmihMMYEAHevc: haha

mmihMMYEAHevc: no you told us that if we looked you dead in the eye and said something like, "Rezwan, no shirt" then you would have to take off your shirt

mmihMMYEAHevc: so nicole said, "rezwan, NO PANTS"

mmihMMYEAHevc: and then there were no pants

mmihMMYEAHevc: it was glorious

Rezjuan: hahaha

Rezjuan: i was pretty drunk

mmihMMYEAHevc: yeah you were

Rezjuan: these boxers aren't very supportin

Rezjuan: i must have come out of them a few times

Rezjuan: if you know what i mean

Rezjuan: hope i didn't poke neone in the eye

Rezjuan: so next party i go to, just in case i'll be wearin boxer briefs

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEN!!!

Peace Love!

Currently Reading Snakes and Earrings By Hitomi Kanehara, Hitomi Kanehara see related

hello! 3 days until summer sessions are over! 3 days until i begin my vacation at home. 3 days until i'm bored out of my mind! 3 days until i can begin to read the books i have obtained from the library!!! these two weeks of summer are going to be splended :O)

i hope everyone's summer has been AWESOME! can't wait to see everyone again in the Fall! I miss you guys like MAD!

Peace Love!

0o0o i finished another freakin sweet book!!! Snakes and Earrings... check it out, its a little weird but quite excellent! not a book for the close-minded or prude (funny because i'm clearly one of the most prudent people i know). and it's also funny that prudes have such a bad rep... when the definition of prude means respectable. ah yes, this has all been educational but i must study and then sleep for i have a quiz tomorrow.  Good night! and celebrate! Megan's xanga is BACK IN ACTION! WHOOPAH!

Currently Listening Stand Up By Dave Matthews Band Old Dirt Hill see related

first half of organic complete… phhhhew

Currently Reading The Perks of Being a Wallflower By Stephen Chbosky see related

hahahaha look what i found in the folder my brother sent me ====>

The Jaime Story

            Since I like to write stories so much, I have decided to write Jaime Sternberg a story.  Here it is… I hope you enjoy.

            Guys are the evil of the world.  They toy with us, and they try to make us feel bad… but they make everyone feel horrible.  They are stupid and this is how everything goes….

            Once there was an evil warlock that controlled the universe and all that encompasses it.  That evil warlock was obviously a man… because men are evil.  This warlock decided to shine shoes for a living - as a part-time job.  He loved shoes and he loves how shiny they can get with the right polish.  He also loved pizza and liquor.  Delish!  Well, he went to work one day and decided that he should steal someone’s shiny shoe… and this just continued to become a shiny shoe heist. 

            The police were after the shiny shoe caper… but no one could find him.  I believe it was because he escaped to a far off galaxy.  This warlock grew to become an ugly man with a shoe fetish that obviously lead to alcoholism.  Alcoholism isn’t that bad… because alcohol is soooo good.  Everyone loves it, everyone drinks it… it’s just so great.

            Alcohol is almost as good as tater tots… tater tots are great, and the AWESOME WIZARDESS MEGAN owns all tater tots in the universe.  Megan walks around delivering tater tots to all the nice people… none to guys because they aren’t nice.  Guys are cruel and they will never learn.  Since they’ll never learn… they’ll never receive tater tots.  That sucks right… but they suck!  YEAH!! GUYS SUCK!! And if it wasn’t for them… I wouldn’t be drunk right now… on a Sunday night… at 9ish PM!!!

            Jaime, I hope you enjoyed this story… it took a lot of time.  Have an excellent night and I hope guys don’t get you down… cuz THEY SUCK!!! I hate guys and I hope they all burn in hell… MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!! I want to punch a hole in the wall and then drunk my cares away…which are almost gone… YESSS! Have a nice night… Guys Suck! Au Revior!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ahhhh the memories!

Peace Love!

p.s. : APARTMENT TOMORROW!!! AND KAYE WILL BE IN BUFFALO!!!! AND MY DAD IS COMING SATURDAY!!! YESSS!!!! This weekend will be the greatest ever!